Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Ouiser Says

Some people think the Bible is the greatest book ever. I disagree. I say it's the phone book. Because really, when was the last time the BIBLE ever helped you find an all night pizza place that delivers AND excepts pennies for payment? HMM? NeVeR, that's when.

3 little kittens say Meow:

Robin said...

I kinda thought Ouiser was visitin'.
I'll keep a low profile.

Anonymous said...

Yum! Pizza sounds good!

Anonymous said...

If God really wanted you to have a pizza, he'd figure out a way to GET you the darned pizza already. Do you doubt?