tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post9152797176768020470..comments2023-09-20T07:07:48.698-07:00Comments on Thystle Says: A contest about cuss words! With a REAL prize!Miss Thystlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01980292649883712855noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-66053408438590824792008-10-30T06:44:00.000-07:002008-10-30T06:44:00.000-07:00oh yeah, my friends three year old used to yell 'F...oh yeah, my friends three year old used to yell 'Fire Fuck' when he saw the big red trucks go by and it was always when others were around...Bj in Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06515059469690597390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-38478004636503256452008-10-30T06:23:00.000-07:002008-10-30T06:23:00.000-07:00I am sorry. Sometimes there is just no substitute ...I am sorry. Sometimes there is just no substitute for a good swear word. My favorite is shit. It goes with everything. No shit? What a buncha shit. You are full of shit. Or sometimes just the plain exclamation of shit in response to just about any news you are given. I have tremendous breeding and class but sometimes being a lady can be soooo stuffy :)OHNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03856294075428012923noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-60376891485249982212008-10-30T03:31:00.000-07:002008-10-30T03:31:00.000-07:00Wow - I thought I was a bit blog-obsessed when I f...Wow - I thought I was a bit blog-obsessed when I found myself doing exactly that at night. Glad to hear I am not alone! :pdreamwalkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03161214380573839270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-88281519361998322562008-10-29T15:57:00.000-07:002008-10-29T15:57:00.000-07:00What about "Son of a Mother Frucker"? That's usua...What about "Son of a Mother Frucker"? That's usually what I say when Baylee is sitting there and I can't actually cuss... then again the other day she did say, "Oh Shit".... yes, in the right context and everything!<BR/><BR/>And, she's 3 1/2... I'm wondering when she's going to start saying the good stuff! :)<BR/><BR/>Hugs - TiffanyBaylee and Blair's pagehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07362201977840208654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-9927842836630895032008-10-29T14:00:00.000-07:002008-10-29T14:00:00.000-07:00I have nothing...except one thing to share.When my...I have nothing...except one thing to share.<BR/>When my oldest was just learning to speak, my wife set a plate of food down in front of her and our daughter said, "Wha du fuk."<BR/><BR/>My wife looked at me and I looked at her and we both said, "I didn't do it."<BR/><BR/>"What did you just say Jenifer?" I asked.<BR/><BR/>"Wha. Duh. FuK."<BR/><BR/>Again my wife & I pointed fingers at each other.<BR/><BR/>Jeni looked at us and said, "Not spoon, not nife, Fok"<BR/><BR/>Where's the fork?<BR/><BR/>We still use that sentence when we go out to restaurants and we're missing our silverware.Something Happened Somewhere Turninghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17897631770669843340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-38214291269685791332008-10-29T13:47:00.000-07:002008-10-29T13:47:00.000-07:00Left some love for you on my blog, come over and s...Left some love for you on my blog, come over and see it.<BR/><BR/><BR/>.......how about Mother Goose? <BR/><BR/>and you know what I really mean by that.kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15742602790112005494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-84780742164797692132008-10-29T11:40:00.000-07:002008-10-29T11:40:00.000-07:00Ah, Spongebob is a good resource. My children are...Ah, Spongebob is a good resource. My children are fond of "Tarter sauce!" You know, when they're not using the F word. Which, I promise they don't actually do very often. They prefer "What the hell?" Which is also somewhat rare. "Mom said clean your shit up" is probably the winner.<BR/><BR/>I may be a bad mom, but at least they have the context nailed!<BR/><BR/>When Grandma is really pissed, she'll say "Godammit- and I MEAN it!"PearlsOfSomethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00556762942820471504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-20574536743305866792008-10-29T06:28:00.000-07:002008-10-29T06:28:00.000-07:00I rarely cuss...unless someone pulls out in front ...I rarely cuss...unless someone pulls out in front of me, I can't find the remote, the dogs are trying to kill each other, I have coffee and no milk, I have bills and no money, the sun comes up, the sun goes down, but thats the only time.<BR/><BR/>We like to quote Spongebob and say<BR/><BR/>'Sweet Mother of Pearl'<BR/>and then I go to the real stuff...Bj in Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06515059469690597390noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-73283672237911259352008-10-28T15:42:00.000-07:002008-10-28T15:42:00.000-07:00Sorry, I got VERY little.My standbys are usually s...Sorry, I got VERY little.<BR/>My standbys are usually son-of-a-swear-word... and pig trucker... and even sometimes sock-clucker.<BR/>Maybe you could go with father of muck.<BR/>Now that my kids are older, and I know they already know all the vocab, I usually just go with a straight up ASS for most things. So simple... yet appropriate.Jane!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12804142964805900278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-32649087084058030582008-10-28T13:47:00.000-07:002008-10-28T13:47:00.000-07:00My mother-in-law says "frappin". My grandfather us...My mother-in-law says "frappin". <BR/><BR/>My grandfather used to say "Well, goodnight nurse!"<BR/><BR/>Also "Katie, bar the door."<BR/><BR/>My father used to say "Dadgummit."<BR/><BR/>Btw, if you're looking for a good substitute for "Bless your heart" may I suggest "Bless your little pointy head" and also "Bless your litle cotton socks." (we all know this is just code for "You are sad and pathetic. Who dresses you in the morning?")<BR/><BR/>Lemme know if I win. Meanwhile, I'm going back to surfing ebay for anyone looking to buy a kidney. I have one to spare and I need Christmas money.Racie Loverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05687411968011719038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-17638750792763176462008-10-28T09:17:00.000-07:002008-10-28T09:17:00.000-07:00othermay foay uckfay works for me. And you sound ...othermay foay uckfay works for me. And you sound smarter using it because people are always so impressed with LATIN.Lorrie Veaseyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05284186458837015052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-4254149709693835642008-10-28T08:09:00.000-07:002008-10-28T08:09:00.000-07:00Oh Fuuuudge!As a fellow potty Frickin' mouth that ...Oh Fuuuudge!<BR/>As a fellow potty Frickin' mouth that can cuss a blue Freakin' streak wider than any Flippin' sailor on shore leave ...I just don't see the Friggin' problem.<BR/><BR/><BR/>To thine own self be true...is my motto! <BR/>And Fuck 'em, if they can't take a joke!!<BR/>And the horse they rode in on!!<BR/><BR/>She says from behind Nadine's big ass apron.Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16546785350999393723noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-81081226893666934102008-10-28T06:30:00.000-07:002008-10-28T06:30:00.000-07:00I actually use the frickety-frack line when I reme...I actually use the frickety-frack line when I remember that I'm not supposed to be swearing.<BR/><BR/>or how about <BR/><BR/>mufflelufflelophugus?kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15742602790112005494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-81603541961861557282008-10-27T18:25:00.000-07:002008-10-27T18:25:00.000-07:00Oh. My. Gosh. The pressure is ON! I love a contest...Oh. My. Gosh. <BR/><BR/>The pressure is ON! I love a contest, but this one is already giving me anxiety and I may need to heavily self-medicate. <BR/><BR/>Where the *&^*&(^*(*(_()_ is that left-over prescription anyway?<BR/><BR/>See, now I don't really HAVE any good suggestions because I have had such grievous lapses in parental judgment that my 13 year old now sounds more like a sailor than I do and it's hard to ground him for sounding just. like. you.<BR/><BR/>I'm so screwed.kristinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15742602790112005494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-76672495217784176962008-10-27T17:28:00.000-07:002008-10-27T17:28:00.000-07:00GOT ONE. You know how we say "heck" instead of "he...GOT ONE. <BR/><BR/>You know how we say "heck" instead of "hell"? Well, in Russian, they have a word very similar to m-o-f (the one you want a substitute for). To avoid saying m-o-f, they say the word for "pancake." It's harmless, just like heck. It just sounds funnier.<BR/><BR/>Therefore, my suggestion is to say "oh PANCAKE" in place of "oh M-O-F!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-74098643893794384362008-10-27T17:00:00.000-07:002008-10-27T17:00:00.000-07:00Oh I'm so excited. Did I understand correctly--the...Oh I'm so excited. Did I understand correctly--the contest is who can think of the best phrase to substitute "Mother-of-Fuck"?? WHAT FUN. <BR/><BR/>I also naturally curse like a sailor but try to avoid it to seem more sophisticated than I am...So I should have some good suggestions. <BR/><BR/>However...I am not coming up with any. I will post some when I do--I really like pearlofsomething's train of thought--frickity-frack-frack or sth like this.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-44448452483417001482008-10-27T11:34:00.000-07:002008-10-27T11:34:00.000-07:00Oh, I doubt it. Probably learned it from TV.Darn t...Oh, I doubt it. Probably learned it from TV.<BR/><BR/>Darn that Disney channel!Miss Thystlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980292649883712855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-72175148061000518062008-10-27T11:32:00.000-07:002008-10-27T11:32:00.000-07:00Oh, man. I hope you have some very creative reade...Oh, man. I hope you have some very creative readers. My biggest non-cuss cuss word right now is "Frickity-frackity-fruck-face." I somehow miss the r toward the end most times.<BR/><BR/>Could that be how my 6 year old intuitively knew what the f in "What the F?" stands for?PearlsOfSomethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00556762942820471504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8220395975791752790.post-25867072700712798912008-10-27T10:22:00.000-07:002008-10-27T10:22:00.000-07:00Yay! Something to fill up MY middle management day...Yay! Something to fill up MY middle management day...<BR/>thinking... thinking very hard.Jane!https://www.blogger.com/profile/12804142964805900278noreply@blogger.com