Sitting on my desk I have a "shoe a day" calender. I get comments about it all the time from men and women alike. But none quite like the one I got yesterday;
Random Vendor: That's a cool calender.
Me: Thanks.
RV: It's perfect for you with all those shoes.
Me: Isn't it?
RV: You know, because you're a girl and you like shoes and stuff
Me: True
RV: the only thing MORE perfect would be one with sex toys.
Wow. You are a MAGNET.
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What was HE selling??
ReplyDeleteHe was probably just telling the truth.
ReplyDeleteI always thought shoes WERE sex toys. Until my four inch high red patent leather stilettos ripped ANOTHER set of 1200 thread Egyptian Cotton Sheets.
ReplyDeleteSo I made SHOM take them off.
Hey Thisilicious: got sumpin for ya at my hood. Bring your milkshake over to my yard.
i'm torn between being offended & highly amused...but i think that laughter is winning!!
ReplyDeleteFrom now on I think you should have a small sex toy calendar (do they even make them?) in your drawer...just in case...
ReplyDeleteYes it's that obvious.
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