Thystle Says

I’ve made you into a fairy tale monster. Mythic, horrific, contained. All these years you have existed separate from my reality. You beca...

Reason number  a lot that I'm going to hell; I was on the elevator just now coming back from lunch when a two year old little girl ann...

I'm posting a blog entry. I KNOW. But he won't shut up. You know what? I'll show him. By posting the contents of our conversatio...

Here is what I haven't said; this is what I can't say; The loss of her broke me. It shattered me into a thousand wee pieces and left...

Me: Okay, but how the hell did a vampire get someone pregnant? He's dead. His stuff would be all dried up. Shush: Seriously? That's ...

The secret to a happy marriage isn't finding the perfect man, it's finding a man who you don't want to stab in the ear with an i...

Bum: Excuse me beautiful lady, do you have any change? Me: Nope, sorry. Bum: That's okay, we can still get married. Me: I've already...

ceramic vases stand sentinel cloying scent of lilies heavy, sweet petals dropping like tears loved me, loved you loved her forming drifts ar...

People are stupid. Seriously. My parking garage has a single driveway that feeds two gates. EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY there is a line of chum...

Why the hell are some people such big whiny babies? NOT ME. I wasn't talking about me, though if you'd been at my house the last few...

Hey! I have a blog! I know, right? The line to smack me forms to the left. Please be orderly and have your ticket ready. So, I really don...

This place has gone from a complain about everything (but in a humorous way! With mirth!) to a "work through the issue around divorce b...

My make up is all fucked up, y'all. And I blame Christmas. I've resisted very heavily the idea of putting up any and all decorations...

There are two things in this world that I believe above all other - badly fitting underwear will ruin an otherwise amazing outfit and Nice M...

Sometimes I sit and stare at this template for a while and then, dejected, exit. It's not that I don't have things to say (seriously...