Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Ouiser Says

Some people think the Bible is the greatest book ever. I disagree. I say it's the phone book. Because really, when was the last time the BIBLE ever helped you find an all night pizza place that delivers AND excepts pennies for payment? HMM? NeVeR, that's when.

3 comments:

  1. RobinJanuary 20, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    I kinda thought Ouiser was visitin'.
    I'll keep a low profile.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2009 at 7:23 AM

    Yum! Pizza sounds good!

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 28, 2009 at 7:36 AM

    If God really wanted you to have a pizza, he'd figure out a way to GET you the darned pizza already. Do you doubt?

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