Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Slumdog Non-millionaire

Me: I'll be back in a little bit

J: Going to meet your boyfriend?

Me: Yeah, we're going to make out in the adult diaper aisle of Costco

J: that's fine. Make sure he can afford to keep me in the lifestyle to which I'm accustomed.

Me: Poverty?

J: I prefer to think of it as "financially challenged".

6 comments:

  1. UnknownJanuary 27, 2009 at 9:06 AM

    LOL@financially challenged!!!

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  2. Bj in DallasJanuary 27, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    ask him if he knows what sexually challenged means???????????

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  3. RobinJanuary 27, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    When I get asked a dumb question I normally answer with an equally dumb answer.

    Men?? Their so needy.

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  4. RubyJanuary 27, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    Why the adult diaper aisle? I must know.

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  5. Miss ThystleJanuary 28, 2009 at 8:15 AM

    because it was the least romantic aisle I could think of! I mean, batteries...kinky. Produce....freaky.
    Baby goods...hell to the no
    cameras...hehe

    hence, adult diaper aisle. Although, I do watch Real Sex, so I know that some people ARE into that...but not me. PROMISE.

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  6. Lorrie VeaseyJanuary 29, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Just FYI- they keep the best lube in the adult diaper section.

    Not that I've ever been there.

    Or that I even pee for that matter.

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