Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Thank God.

Me: Are you done with the computer yet?

M: No

Me: Well, hurry up. I need to use it.

M: Relax, Ma, the internet will still have porn in a half hour.

14 comments:

  1. I'm glad you are teaching her to share!

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  2. Love it!! She knows you so well...scary!

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  3. Wait: there's porn on your computer?
    How did you get it IN there?
    Mine is always under SHOM's mattress. I think I'd prefer it in the computer..it might be less damp there. And sticky.

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  4. Oh my gosh, keep the craziness coming--you are too, too funny.

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  5. i'm so turning you in....

    who do I call?

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  6. The flowery hairpins have just arrived, just as I had given up hope for them. Now I too can be the height of fashion - which is absolutely not my normal mode. If only there wasn't half an inch of ice on the ground I would be racing out right now to startle the neighborhood.

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  7. do I have to sing..

    'when you've got a perve,
    in the neighborhood,
    who you gonna call?
    PERV- BUSTERS'

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  8. OMG, that is fantastic! Such a smart girl, that M!

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