Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Wednesday, with words


Bad first day for UPS guy

or

brakes optional

or

good thing I was in the bathroom and the UPS guy had to wait for me, otherwise he'd be dead and that would be a big old mess

or

Hello, Cute Firemen, I'm feeling faint come give me mouth to mouth!

or

Don't worry, no one died

or

Crown Victoria + 50mph + UPS truck - brakes = late delivery

or

Meth + Pot + McD's run = go directly to jail

5 comments:

  1. ZDubJanuary 21, 2009 at 10:35 AM

    Or what about "Look what the fuck Brown did for me!"

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  2. Jane!January 21, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Yikes! I hope he wasn't delivering your whiskey-of-the-week club package.

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  3. Miss ThystleJanuary 21, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    Luckily, he'd just delivered it.

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  4. RobinJanuary 21, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    Is that the one that wanted Oiser to kiss it???

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  5. ZDubJanuary 22, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    P.S. My husband is a UPS driver. You need to get on that. They have really good benefits.

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