Thursday, February 12, 2009

Why My Child Needs Therapy

(I wave a piece of paper tauntingly in front of M)

M: What's that?
Me: What, this?
M: Yeah, what did you think I meant?
Me: Cat sex
M: What?
Me: CAT SEX, Bow chica MEOW MEOW
M: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO ODD
Me: Oh yeah?
M: Yeah, and you know something else?
Me: Cat sex
M: Stop it!
Me: CAT SEX CAT SEX CAT SEX
M (woefully): Why do I even talk to you?
Me (cheerfully): Beats me!

6 comments:

  1. AndriaFebruary 12, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    hahaha.

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  2. RubyFebruary 13, 2009 at 5:35 AM

    Excellent use of cat sex in conversation!

    Now I feel like I should contribute to M's therapy fund since it's kind of my fault... :)

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  3. RubyFebruary 13, 2009 at 5:36 AM

    Oh, and Bow chica MEOW MEOW is pure genius. GENIUS!

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  4. Lorrie VeaseyFebruary 13, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    why don't cats have oral sex?
    Hairballs.

    That's all I got.

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  5. RobinFebruary 13, 2009 at 8:54 AM

    Love it!!

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  6. Baylee and Blair's pageFebruary 13, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    OMG... that's hilarious!

    LOVE Lorrie's comment about the hairballs! Where do you guys come up with this shit? But, it's so damn funny!

    Tiffany

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