Cheaters SOMETIMES prosper

Good mornings, my chickens!

Just wanted to stop in and say hi.

I know I should post a blog and believe me I'm working on a doozie, but it's not ready so you'll just have to wait.

If you recall, way on back to two weeks ago, I promised you a contest. And you behaved so very well for Lovely Liz, there are in fact TWO prizes! Good ones even!

The first is a $25 gift card to Olive Garden, that claims you can also use it at Red Lobster.

And the second is a $25 gift card to Best Buy. Which I don't think has gone out of business. Yet.

Look at that, kiddo's! $50 whole dollars worth of prizes!

Reasonably, you may be asking, what do you have to do to win said prizes? The answer is...um...shit. I hadn't thought that far. Okay, I know. You have to come up with March's subtitle for my headliner. You know, up at the top? Where is says "Thystle Says" and then under it, it says something clever? Or at least something *I* think is clever? That's where I mean.

Then, I will randomly draw two submissions and then randomly pick one of those two and that winner gets first choice of gift cards and their title goes in at the top. The second winner gets a prize just for being randomly awesome.

Enter as many times as you want, invite your friends to enter, get your cat a blogger account so it can enter, you know; Cheat a little if you want.

Ready? GO.