M: guess what were going to do for our school play?
Me: suck?
M: Probably, but also we're going to sing the freecreditreport.com song and dress up as what we want to be when we grow up! (Sings original version of the jingle) guess what I'm dressing up as?
Me: a hooker?
M: god, that's so 2006.
Me: So, what, then?
M: A Powerball winner!
Me: Can I have five million dollars?
M: No. Get a job.
When My daughter told me she was going into the Navy I jumped and cheered...she didn't go.
ReplyDeleteWhen she said wanted to go to Kansas City and be a stripper. I jumped and cheered.....she didn't go!!
I'm a quick learner. She'll do anything that I don't want her to do.
That is what I wanna be when I grow up too.
ReplyDeletele sigh
Man, I wish my girls had dreams....
ReplyDeleteThat's a pretty awesome goal, I have to say.
ReplyDeleteDid you know that the guy on the freecreditreport.com commercials is French Canadian? He sings with an accent, you just watch. (Which isn't really him singing, BTW.)