In a phone call just now;
Me: Good Morning (my job)
Lady's Voice - Oh my god! HAHAHAHA. I, just....hahaha GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Me: um...hello?
LV - Seriously! If you'd seen that llama yesterday! You would want a bigger box of condoms too! HAHAHAHA
(phone goes dead) (Damn) (because I want to know about the Llama and the condoms!)
That was me, sorry. I had you on speed dial and my cell must have dialed itself when I sat down on it. I wasn't saying FUCK YOU to you, by the way. I was talking to the midget in the penguin costume. just FYI.
ReplyDeletewow! i seriously need to know what you do for a living!
ReplyDeleteI'm an accountant. In theory. In practice, I run the office for a manufacturing company!
ReplyDeleteI guess someone got April Fools Day mixed up...or else it really was Lorrie
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens when you forget to remove your cell phone before climbing onto the Liberator. Wrong numbers get dialed and people across the nation wind up shocked and confused.
ReplyDeletea slip of the dialing fingers!!
ReplyDeleteI actually got a little confused and thought you meant Lorrie! And then wished that Lorrie would call me and talk about llamas.
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