Friday, July 31, 2009

Ouiser Says

Is it too damn much to ask for a hair volumizer that doesn't make my hair crunchy or sticky or weird smelling or greasy looking?

I mean COME ON. NASA announced today that one of the astronauts has worn the same underpants for a month thanks to a technological advancement that makes them repel odors and no one can manage to find a way to make my poor, flat hair look just a wee bit less sad?

Seriously. Unacceptable.

7 comments:

  1. thats how they suck you in to buy more shampoo...it's a conspiracy i tell ya

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  2. Try TiGi Root Boost. Texas women gave up Aqua Net when this came along......

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  3. i thought you had officially endorsed the hair bumpettes as seen on tv?

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  4. I use small talk by bed head. put it in when my hair is wet.

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