Thursday, July 23, 2009

Warped Minds

(by text)

Me: Whatcha doing?

CG: Guess =P

Me: Using Tapioca pudding as a masturbatory aid while watching midget she-male porn and listening to Yanni?

CG: No. But that sounds like fun.

6 comments:

  1. KrëgJuly 23, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    Change Tapioca to Butterscotch, Yanni to Slayer, throw in a Ziploc bag full of earthworms and Silly Putty, and you've pegged my Tuesday evening ritual.

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  2. Lorrie VeaseyJuly 23, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    Gawd, you never text dirty to me Thystle.

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  3. RobinJuly 23, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    you live the life I want.
    huge sigh.

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  4. Mr. CrabgrassJuly 23, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    LOLOLOLOL

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  5. Mr. CrabgrassJuly 23, 2009 at 10:07 PM

    I was gonna say I'd rather listen to Zamfir, master of the pan flute, but Yanni is OK too....

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  6. Organic MeatbagJuly 29, 2009 at 6:46 AM

    Hahahahah, I like the way you think...

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