Hsb: Feel my face!
Me: (feels face)
Hsb: Smooth, right?
Me: yeah, actually, it's way smoother than usual.
Hsb: That's because I used one of your Venus Breeze refills! They fit my shavers handle. You should buy me some more of those.
Me: I'm pulling your man card.
Hsb: Who cares? I've got a face like a baby's butt
Me: Yes, yes you do.
Very nice... Gotta love it LOL... We don't buy the blades that actually GO to my husbands razor handle either, haha... there are cheaper ones that fit and work just as well LOL
ReplyDeleteHAHA-thats funny about pullin the man card... love the venus breeze the best razors on the market!
ReplyDeleteYeah and using all the good girl soap is sooooo not cool. It's bad enough that men know about shampoo and deoderant. Thank God they don't know about lotion!!
ReplyDeleteGet him some control top panty-hose and a four pack of strawberry wine coolers to go with it.
ReplyDeleteI don't know... If my husband's face was that soft I wouldn't care how in the hell it got that way!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to try those. Im always stealing my husbands Quatro to shave my legs with, ha ha.
ReplyDeleteso does that give you permission to call him Butt Face???
ReplyDeleteKreg deserves some kind of award for that comment.
ReplyDeleteNever discourage smooth.
ReplyDeleteThen again, his cheap razor could be your free dermabrasion.