Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Phoning it in



Hi! You've reached Kreg's Severed Head! Miss Thystle is busy hiding under her desk eating mini-Snickers bars and mumbling to herself. Please leave a message after the tone.








BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

4 comments:

  1. Guess the crazies are here to stay.

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  2. Gluuuuuuuuurshhh! Huuuuuuuuuuuhhaaaaaaw! Kuhjiiiiiiiiiiiph!

    (inarticulate pleading from my neck-stump for the return of my head)

    Can't you just drink the crazies away? Or does that just make them angrier?

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  3. I told you when I sent it to ya Thystle--it's not an answering machine-it's the newest female pleasure toy. I knew I should have included lube.

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  4. This is really all the post Kreg and his stupid celebrity head deserve.

    What? It's not like I'm bitter that I DIDN'T get any of Kreg's severed pieces.

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