Thursday, November 5, 2009

Ten Confession Thursday

*Confession: I gave out last years Halloween candy again this year. There's some left. I'm saving it for next year.

*Confession: I used to get booted out of Sunday School and smoke joints and drink 40's at the Plaid Pantry while everyone else prayed.

*Confession: I'm not Christian, but I really like the Baby Jesus. And Nativity sets. I have 12. It's not weird. I'm a minister. It's fine.

*Confession: I am the one who ate the last Reese Cup.

*Confession: I only ask my husband to go places with me when I know he'll say no. Because I don't want him to go.

*Confession: almost everything I know about how the government works I learned from "Schoolhouse Rocks"

*Confession: The first thing I do in the morning is turn on my Blackberry

*Confession: I still think my Dad can fix anything.

*Confession: my bra & panties must match or I will be bitchy all day. Because what if I get in an accident? THEY'D LET ME DIE.

*Confession: I believe all black people are born good dancers.

11 comments:

  1. RobinNovember 5, 2009 at 12:40 PM

    I am a believer that bra and panties MUST MATCH!!!!

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  2. LinNovember 5, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    I, too, only ask my husband if he'd like to go with me if I know he'll say no.

    You're hilarious!

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  3. SheilaNovember 5, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    i'm just impressed that you have Halloween candy left at all. i eat all mine...do you just buy sucky candy so that you're not tempted?

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  4. Miss ThystleNovember 5, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    @sheila - it was in the freezer and I forgot all about it! I put it back in there for next year...LOL (it's York peppermint patties. Which I love, somehow escaped my notice and now they make me ill)

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  5. MrsBlogAlotNovember 5, 2009 at 3:59 PM

    OMG I just fell in love with your blog...did you see the short fat guy with the arrows and hearts fly by you?

    Can't wait for next Thursday!

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  6. ZDubNovember 5, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    Oh, I love you even more.

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  7. rpcNovember 6, 2009 at 4:54 AM

    Oh no! I'm doomed to die if I get in an accident!

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  8. mepsipaxNovember 6, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Matching underwear. Hmmm.
    Hell, I don't even wear underwear.

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  9. GNovember 6, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    you and I will be friends. Why do I know this? it's confession friday on my blog. See? BFF.

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  10. Bj in DallasNovember 6, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    -we put Taco Bell hot sauce in the kids bags when they weren't looking; Try that next year....
    or Soy Sauce or Parmesan cheese

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  11. mepsipaxNovember 11, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    Hey old Halloween candy is just as good. I am still giving out candy cigarettes.

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