Monday, August 3, 2009

I know because I checked

J: are you eating cucumbers AGAIN?

me: (mouth full) maybe

J: I think that you might need an intervention

me: no way.

J: seriously, you have an addiction

Me: nope. There's no twelve step program for it so there's no way it's an addiction.

7 comments:

  1. HELLO- what are you saying? That Sex Addicts Anonymous is not a legit 12 step? Because there is PLENTY of talk about cucumbers in one of those meetings, sistah. I know this because, erm, BJ told me.

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  2. You seriously crack me up......

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  3. The "no twelve-step" line is exactly what I tell people when they say I'm addicted to Roy Orbison In Clingfilm.

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  4. there should be one for BOTH of you

    or a Roy Orbison Cucumber Anonymous group......

    yall are crazy

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