Public School

M: ok whats with the ay on the end of ok... i cnt believe u cant spell ok

me: that is how you spell "okay" you idiot

Wiki-whacked

M: Why do they drive on the right side of the car in England?

Me: I don't know, go look it up

(disappears to use the computer)

M, upon returning: It's so they have easier access to their sword arm, so they can like, sword fight with other drivers or something.

Public service announcements

Go win some super bling from Miss Lorrie Veasey

Be a cool kid like Ruby, Lorrie, Sheila, Eric and me and give Emma your lunch money!

Go to El Pollo Loco today for free chicken!

Don't send your children to public school.

M: One: I don't know what you're even talking about, second; you said I could and two, wait, one, two, THIRD; dang. I forgot what we were talking about. STOP LAUGHING AT ME.

Proof M needs a helmet

I'm pretty sure M is smoking something she shouldn't be. Or possibly I shouldn't have deprived her of so much oxygen when she was a small child.

On the other hand, that child is damn entertaining.

A brief selection of the What the Fuck she subjected me to yesterday includes;

Regarding "Jacob" from Twilight: Rawr! That there is a sexy man-beast!

In the produce aisle: Wait. I thought CHIVES was a rash?

About Matt on American Idol : Is that thing on his head a whaddagyacallit dot like Indian Girls wear? I thought they were red. Maybe that's why it's not working and he keeps picking crappy songs?

After being told not to eat ALL the ice cream: I already spit in it, so that makes it mine and I might as well just eat it.

Reading the People Magazine cover: Mel Gibson is a MAN?

Well YOU sound like a blonde

M: is that guy from Aqua German?

Me: no, I think he's Swedish

M: oh, well he has a really deep voice, so I figured he had to be German.