So remember when you were a kid and you thought your teacher lived in the school and then you saw her at the Safeway and you were all WHAT THE HELL? Mrs. Lyle DOESN'T live in a cave behind the coat closet? NO. WAY. Then she said "hi" to you and even though not two hours before you were waving your arm around shouting ME! ME! ME! trying to get her to pay attention to you, now, because you're not at school, somehow her saying hi to you makes you blush and sort of hide behind your mom?
Yeah. Well the adult equivalent of that? It's seeing your male gynecologist at the Victoria's Secret holding a pair of red lace thong panties.
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Table for Awkward, Party of Me
Labels: America the Beautiful, Help Me Baby Jesus, quickies, Thystleness, TMI
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7 little kittens say Meow:
lol, totally awkward!
Okay wait. Which one was holding the thongs??
you?? I totally understand.
him?? Laugh at him and move on.
Was he going to try them on?
Don't gynocologists typically recommend against wearing thong underwear? Apparently that's only for women the guy isn't dating or married to.
Did you say "hi?'
And is he cute?
it's a lot like seeing that barskank you banged that one time but instead of the dark lights of the bar you're in the bright flourescents of home depot and you have to ask her where the eye-bolts and chains are and you know that she knows that you're going to use them to chain your girlfriend (who's pushing the shopping cart) to your bed....
or something like that...
ewwwwwwwwwww
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