Thursday, May 6, 2010

Table for Awkward, Party of Me

So remember when you were a kid and you thought your teacher lived in the school and then you saw her at the Safeway and you were all WHAT THE HELL? Mrs. Lyle DOESN'T live in a cave behind the coat closet? NO. WAY. Then she said "hi" to you and even though not two hours before you were waving your arm around shouting ME! ME! ME! trying to get her to pay attention to you, now, because you're not at school, somehow her saying hi to you makes you blush and sort of hide behind your mom?

Yeah. Well the adult equivalent of that? It's seeing your male gynecologist at the Victoria's Secret holding a pair of red lace thong panties.

7 little kittens say Meow:

Lin said...

lol, totally awkward!

Nadine Hightower said...

Okay wait. Which one was holding the thongs??
you?? I totally understand.

him?? Laugh at him and move on.

Eric said...

Was he going to try them on?

Lori @ In Pursuit of Martha Points said...

Don't gynocologists typically recommend against wearing thong underwear? Apparently that's only for women the guy isn't dating or married to.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Did you say "hi?'

And is he cute?

fattie20xl said...

it's a lot like seeing that barskank you banged that one time but instead of the dark lights of the bar you're in the bright flourescents of home depot and you have to ask her where the eye-bolts and chains are and you know that she knows that you're going to use them to chain your girlfriend (who's pushing the shopping cart) to your bed....

or something like that...

OHN said...

ewwwwwwwwwww