Monday, June 21, 2010

Norman Branches Out

Remember the movie Psycho? Remember how after you saw it the first time, you showered different and were scared of roadside motels, unmarried thirty something who live with their mother and guys named Norman? And you thought, REALLY, what could POSSIBLY be scarier than the Bates Motel?

I'll tell you what.

THE MOTHER FUCKING CLOWN MOTEL.



SEE THAT SHIT? That's real, right there. I didn't make that up. That's an actual hotel in Tonopah, Nevada. Let me tell you something, kittens. I'd have rather stayed in the creepy, abandoned, broken windowed Sundowner Motel across the street than brave one single night in this shit.

SEE? They're even ON THE DOORS. Like, Hey! Weary traveler! Come on in! We're going to FUCKING KILL YOU WITH OUR BIG RED SHOES! Hee hee! Just kidding. MAYBE.

8 little kittens say Meow:

Stewie said...

Holy fuck I want to visit that place. At the same time, I don't.

Holy fuck.

Stewie said...

Okay, not to double comment, but you DIDN'T MENTION THE GODDAMN CEMETERY NEXT TO IT.

wtf.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Here is a link to the shower curtains in every room:

http://fernandinhapop.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/psycho-shower-curtain-11.jpg

Oh no-wait-that's the bates hotel. Here's the one from clown hotel

http://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/b9b2_horror_movie_shower_curtain_bath_mat.jpg

I think Jonathan Adler designed the rooms.

Lin said...

*cringe*

I hate clowns!

Nadine Hightower said...

1) Send a Prayer up Sister to the Frozen Iguana that you blogged. I was needing a good dose of "what the fuck?"
2) What the fuck? did you forget your password or something???
3) I miss your comments.
4) True story.... Clown are creepy.
Why people think they are all cheerfull and happiness is BEYOND ME!!! Anyway True Story... you've seen Polterguist. WEEEELL... I'm such a good AuntSissy, I let my 3 year old niece watch it. Cool Right!?
We had a clown doll.
Yes. We own a clown doll. and that thing literally scare the shit outta my niece!!! Right down her leg!!!
Later in life, she's 15 and we all are at MickeyD's and you know they have a Ronald Dummy. She wouldn't go near it... not even to sit on his lap for a photo. My 5 yr old nephew that I haven' warped said, "Well Poop my pants I'll do it!!!" I have the cutest photo on my wall of him, me and his baby brother on Ronald's lap... my niece took.

Clowns are scary mothers!!! Even if they serve french fries and chicken nuggets.!

Amy H. said...

I'm really wondering what the rooms look like. I bet there are weird cotton candy cocoons in the corners where evil clowns are born. Remember Killer Klowns from Outer Space? Ew!

KAErk said...

I hate clowns so much. It could only be worse if it was a spider hotel instead. I hate spiders more. Could you imagine a spider clown? Yuck.

fattie20xl said...

that's the rape motel. you go in there and then the clowns go in your pooper.