Some of you may be all too aware that I'm slightly obsessed with a trainwreck of a show called Toddlers and Tiaras. Have you ever watched it? It's HORRIBLE. And by horrible, I mean AWESOME. The kids are brats, the mothers are psycho's and the costumes make them look like the spangled offspring of a whore and a particularly tacky drag queen.
Basically, it's everything that reality television should be.
Sadly, I have no toddler. But I DO have a dog!
A dog who is probably going to kill me in my sleep now.