Thursday, May 22, 2008

Do they serve whiskey at those early bird dinners?

Have y'all seen this picture of me?

Not bad right? Aside from the weird angle that it was taken at I look pretty cute. Except for one thing....well two things. When the hell did I get wrinkles? Are you fucking kidding me? Look at those bad boys!

And dark cicles too? Sweet Baby Jesus.

Someone bring me the hairspray and my rat tailed comb, a bottle of champage, a box of Godiva and a string of pearls, it's time to get to working on my Beehive hair-do.

4 little kittens say Meow:

Nadine Hightower said...

Oh Girrrrrl you got one over on me!! I only have one wrinkle that irks the shit outta me...it's more than a wrinkle...it's a crack...a chasm....I don't think there is enough botox or collegen to fill it in!! It's right between my eyes!!! That permanent line that says "If you mess with me, I'll drop an elbow you that your grandkids will regret!"

Just yesterday I was told that the beehive helps to pull those wrinkles up...I kid you not. that's what she said!!
So now we know!!

Eric said...

I like em. Besides when you go in for a tune up you can get them removed. Total body lift, do they do that?

Anonymous said...

Ladybird, does your hubby have ANY IDEA how lucky he is?

I had a mimosa for breakfast; I will raise a toast to you tonight at the bar. :)
Landinn

Anonymous said...

get some sleep girl!