Thursday, May 1, 2008

Is That Your Final Answer?

The fact of the matter is I want to look cute in headbands, but I don't. I don't know if it's the shape of my head or the size or what, but it's probably about time that I just accept that headbands aren't for me.


Over the years I've tried wide head bands (slid off the back..made me look like a Klingon), Alice Bands (make me look like I've got a tournequet on my head) fabric bands, stretchy bands, bands that trail a scarf down your back (dog ate...not a tragedy) and on and on and on. I don't know why I just can not accept that I will never be Buffy the Preppy Accountant, but I don't and I can't and well, I probably won't.


So when I saw these new rubber head bands at Target I just had to try them.







See? Not too bad? Right?

(and if you could ignore my messy kitchen that would be great)




But all day, I was pretty sure that my hair looked stupid. So when I got home I asked my husband.

Me: Does my hair look stupid like this?
J: Do you want it to?
Me: Uh, NO.
J: Okay then.
Me: That's not an answer.
J: Yeah, but I might want to have sex with you someday so, um, what's for dinner?

I think that's husband-speak for "Yes".

6 little kittens say Meow:

blairspage said...

Hey girl... I changed your web address to the new one. Let me know if you can't log on my site. My e-mail is Tiffany.Morris@att.net

I love the headbands!

Hugs - Tiffany

Nadine Hightower said...

I like headbands too! But they make me have a headache... too much pressure on my brain...or something.

I have never understood why Hillary took so much flack over headbands...I have always thought that they are cool. I like the ones that are zigzag that hurt if you poke your eye with them when putting them on...and that gradually push all the way back.

You look fine with it.
And I don't need to have sex with you.

Darlene said...

um, no, chicken, no more head band. You know I would not tell you this if I did not love ya. Right?

I was, however, highly amused by your other posts. I know that is your whole goal in life, to amuse me. You did good darling, you did good.

Can you tell, I am so totally PMSing and add in the factor that I gave up cigarettes a few days ago and I think I will be going postal soon. I will keep you updated.

Eric said...

Loose the head band. I already worship your feet, no reason to add anything else to perfection.

Proto said...

You translate well.

dreamwalker said...

I used to wear them all the time but I think my head's shape has changed, lol.