At risk of being repetative, one more Operation Obnoxious story.
Scene: Sitting on the tailgate of my truck in the driveway drinking a glass of $5 wine.
Door to Door Jesus Lady: How're you today miss?
Me: (holds up glass of wine) Exxxxxcelllllent
D2DJL: I'd like to talk to you about God.
Me: Okay
D2DJL: Do you know God?
Me: Yes, we're on a first name basis. I call out to him from time to time*
D2DJL: That's wonderful. Let me ask you one question though.
Me: Okay, but just one. This wine isn't going to drink itself!
D2DJL: Will you go to Heaven?
Me: Only if He doesn't look under my bed. **
*during sex. Obviously.
**No, I don't actually have that under the bed. It's in the top dresser drawer.
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Keeping Him in the dark
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5 little kittens say Meow:
You are totally on the highway to hell. And sitting in the back of a truck drinking is how I spent my formative years.
Baby Jesus butt plug....But, I did have to cackle a bit.
you're going to get me in so much trouble if svu ever searching the webpages i've gone to from you.
I stoppped at $5 glass, because we drink $5 BOTTLES in plastic chairs in the front yard and scream at the kids.
I thought we were so alike.
the whole BOTTLE cost $5. Not per glass. Mama rolls on the low end.
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