Monday, February 1, 2010

Three Awesome Things You're Going to Want

Some things are made of awesome.

For example, this wine glass necklace.

which can be found here. Sure, it's a bit tacky and a bit less than elegant, but COME ON. It's a glass of wine ON A NECKLACE. It comes in a set of two, which is a good thing because since CK suggested it, I imagine she'll call dibs on the other one.

And how cute is this?

It can be found here. Be sure to check out all the other UBER CUTE robots!

Or, your ass will hate you but your mouth will LOVES you, you can spring for the cupcake of the month club! Which is brilliant on any number of levels. I've not tried them, but the concept of a pair of cupcakes arriving in the mail every month is pretty awesome. AND they come in a jar, so they're not all squashed. Which I suppose makes them "jar cakes" or maybe more of a parfait.

But ain't nobody don't like parfaits, am I right?

4 little kittens say Meow:

Doc said...

The wine glass on a necklace is the classy version of the beer drinking hat with the straws & stuff going up to the beer cans on top.

Kr√ęg said...

They make a necklace that hold a whole bottle?

Also, your subject line should have read: Three Awesome Things You're Going To Want, Unless You Have A Penis, In Which Case You Should Just Go Back To Searching For Internet Porn.

Also, your Fluffer Faire post cracked me up.

OHN said...

$248!!!!! for one year. 24 cupcakes. $10.33 per cupcake. They had better taste good.

Zakary said...

How do I know about the wine glass necklace?!