Friday, February 20, 2009

And No Shaving the Dog, either

Hello Kittens!

I am taking next week off, okay? Now, Now, stop crying, it's only for a week. Seriously, blowing your nose on my shirt sleeve is just being overly dramatic and also? A little gross. I know you'll miss me. Or at least miss the five minutes I help you avoid doing what you're meant to be doing.

I've arranged for a babysitter to come in and entertain you in my absence. I'm not saying that I don't trust you not to drink all the liquor, shave off one-anothers eyebrows and then light the curtains on fire but I'm not NOT saying that either.

Some of you will know and love The Babysitter already from her starring roles in such now defunct blogs as "Sometimes I pee when I laugh" and "Sometimes I pee when I laugh; Deux" others of you will be mildly terrified of her from reading the wall posts on my FB page where she and I devise porn plots starring me as a Canadian Mountie and her as Shrek and/or debating the various ways in which one might, hypothetically, dispose of a body. Say, on a pig farm, for example.

Thusly introduced, I present to you guest starring in the role of "Hot Babysitter"; my heterointernetlifepartner, the darling, foul mouthed, potty humored and slightly unstable



Liz!

Now, y'all go to bed on time, try not to fight among yourselves and for the love of God; remember to FLUSH.

Mama will be back on 3/3 and if you've behaved and left lots of comments there will be PRIZES in it for you! What prizes? You ask? How do you win them? You ask? Well, you'll just have to wait and see.

Goodbye for now, My Lovelies.....

10 little kittens say Meow:

Bobby's Dream said...

We will miss you!! But I lurves-es-es Liz!

Miss Thystle said...

That's because she's AWESOMETASTIC

OHN said...

But..but..but...you can't leave us!

I don't know Liz.

What if she is mean?

I bet she spends the whole time on the phone~and won't let us watch TV.

I hate you. You are the meanest blogger in the world.

Why can't we come too?????

♥georgie♥ said...

Enjoy your time off...cant wait to meet Liz!

Nadine Hightower said...

Welcome Liz!!! You'll be my new bestest friend and tell my TMI...right??

Thysle, have a great time wherever you're going.....hugs and love!

Bobby's Dream said...

This means you are coming to see me right? Is this why the babysitter and all? Do I need to clean or what?

You always do this to me. All last minute and shit...bad Thystle.

blairspage said...

We will miss you bunches!!!!

Hugs - Tiff

Chelle said...

Tata!

Bj in Dallas said...

Donde are you going, Senora Thystle?? Looking forward to Liz, and we are TOTALLY going to talk about you while you are gone, and then act like "what?" when you get back.............

Liz said...

Let's start talking about Thystle! I would totally hit that, if I rode the Pink Taco Express. Was I supposed to say something bad?