And No Shaving the Dog, either

Hello Kittens!

I am taking next week off, okay? Now, Now, stop crying, it's only for a week. Seriously, blowing your nose on my shirt sleeve is just being overly dramatic and also? A little gross. I know you'll miss me. Or at least miss the five minutes I help you avoid doing what you're meant to be doing.

I've arranged for a babysitter to come in and entertain you in my absence. I'm not saying that I don't trust you not to drink all the liquor, shave off one-anothers eyebrows and then light the curtains on fire but I'm not NOT saying that either.

Some of you will know and love The Babysitter already from her starring roles in such now defunct blogs as "Sometimes I pee when I laugh" and "Sometimes I pee when I laugh; Deux" others of you will be mildly terrified of her from reading the wall posts on my FB page where she and I devise porn plots starring me as a Canadian Mountie and her as Shrek and/or debating the various ways in which one might, hypothetically, dispose of a body. Say, on a pig farm, for example.

Thusly introduced, I present to you guest starring in the role of "Hot Babysitter"; my heterointernetlifepartner, the darling, foul mouthed, potty humored and slightly unstable



Liz!

Now, y'all go to bed on time, try not to fight among yourselves and for the love of God; remember to FLUSH.

Mama will be back on 3/3 and if you've behaved and left lots of comments there will be PRIZES in it for you! What prizes? You ask? How do you win them? You ask? Well, you'll just have to wait and see.

Goodbye for now, My Lovelies.....