(I wave a piece of paper tauntingly in front of M)
M: What's that?
Me: What, this?
M: Yeah, what did you think I meant?
Me: Cat sex
M: What?
Me: CAT SEX, Bow chica MEOW MEOW
M: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO ODD
Me: Oh yeah?
M: Yeah, and you know something else?
Me: Cat sex
M: Stop it!
Me: CAT SEX CAT SEX CAT SEX
M (woefully): Why do I even talk to you?
Me (cheerfully): Beats me!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Why My Child Needs Therapy
Labels: conversations, momming, teenagers
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6 little kittens say Meow:
hahaha.
Excellent use of cat sex in conversation!
Now I feel like I should contribute to M's therapy fund since it's kind of my fault... :)
Oh, and Bow chica MEOW MEOW is pure genius. GENIUS!
why don't cats have oral sex?
Hairballs.
That's all I got.
Love it!!
OMG... that's hilarious!
LOVE Lorrie's comment about the hairballs! Where do you guys come up with this shit? But, it's so damn funny!
Tiffany
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