Thursday, February 12, 2009

Why My Child Needs Therapy

(I wave a piece of paper tauntingly in front of M)

M: What's that?
Me: What, this?
M: Yeah, what did you think I meant?
Me: Cat sex
M: What?
Me: CAT SEX, Bow chica MEOW MEOW
M: OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO ODD
Me: Oh yeah?
M: Yeah, and you know something else?
Me: Cat sex
M: Stop it!
Me: CAT SEX CAT SEX CAT SEX
M (woefully): Why do I even talk to you?
Me (cheerfully): Beats me!

6 little kittens say Meow:

Andria said...

hahaha.

Megan said...

Excellent use of cat sex in conversation!

Now I feel like I should contribute to M's therapy fund since it's kind of my fault... :)

Megan said...

Oh, and Bow chica MEOW MEOW is pure genius. GENIUS!

Lorrie Veasey said...

why don't cats have oral sex?
Hairballs.

That's all I got.

Nadine Hightower said...

Love it!!

blairspage said...

OMG... that's hilarious!

LOVE Lorrie's comment about the hairballs! Where do you guys come up with this shit? But, it's so damn funny!

Tiffany