Sunday, February 22, 2009

I'm Shaving the Dog!

Neener neener!

Well hello everyone, and welcome to Thystle's blog a la Liz. I've been given strict instructions to talk about porn, shit, and stupid ass people, which I fully intend on doing. I think it'll be a themed week. Let's take a look at what we can all expect, providing all goes to plan and I don't end up with a horrendous case of the runs that prevents me from following the plan:

Monday: Porn-ish type stuff
Tuesday: Shit, skids, and more poo.
Wednesday: Stupid ass people
Thursday: Tuna Surprise
Friday: Boxes made out of pickles
Saturday and/or Sunday: Your pick

I hope you're all enjoying your weekends and are as GOTDAYUM PANTALOON-WEEING excited as I am about seeing the look on Angelina Jolie's face tonight when she loses to Kate Winslet for the, what, 3rd time this year? Ahhhh, it'll be grande. So strap on your tin foil hats, stop conversing with aliens, have a fun time tonight, and tomorrow we're going to have a gooooooooood time.

Nighty night, keep your butthole tight!

PS. What the fuck is with those cuticle trimmer things? I'm bleeding out from my damn fingernails! If the holes were bigger I'd be ramming tampons in them. Edward Tamponfingers! That was not good.

PP.S. Hey, wait a sec, I didn't see there were going to be prizes for behaving this week. If they're in the shape of fake poos I can trick people with, I'm SO on my best behaviour.

PPP.S. I'm Canadian. Deal with the extra 'u's and funny words.

10 little kittens say Meow:

♥georgie♥ said...

this sounds like it's gonna be just like a week at disneyland
:-)

Miss Thystle said...

I knew you would deliver!

Ps. Edward Tamponfingers is a bad ass name.

Carrot Lover Times said...

Should I make that my new Facebook status? Hot.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Now I know why Thystle didn't ask ME to Babysit. Which is probably a good thing-think of all the time I will save trying to find nice euphamisms for poo.

Course, she could have just been scared i would have shown MY rack and stolen all her followers.

Just sayin.

OHN said...

Ok...so I guess you won't be the worst babysitter ever. Can we stay up late? Will you call us off work sick tomorrow?

Roth Wriscey said...

Edward Tamponhands! That be one hell of a Halloween Costume. But what would you trim?

OH!

3 Bay B Chicks said...

Today is a very big day in the Where’s Wenda? Contest. I am visiting all of the SITS followers. Can I do it? There are around 1000 followers. Oh my! Better grab my cup of coffee and get on my way. Be sure to visit Hot Chocolate Caramel Mocha and Three Bay B Chicks as part of your contest entry.

-Wenda

Bobby's Dream said...

You never fail to amuse oh Blog Babysitter! We sit in anticipation our arses on the edge of the seat.

blairspage said...

Thystle, I'm proud of you for finding a good replacement while you are gone! I can't wait to see how funnier these posts are going to be! This one was da bomb! What is her blogspot name?

Hugs - Tiff

Jane! said...

Wait.... where's the one with the boobs?