Monday, February 16, 2009

Classiest. Wedding. EVAH.

Morning, Chickens!

I hope you all had a lovely Balentimes Day, with lots of candy and roses and sensual massages (aside, I like to say is MASS-ahge like Austin Powers) followed by hours of doin' the dirty if only because I did not. My darling husband is at home recovering from having his guts rearranged and was up for nothing more than moaning for his next dose of Percocet and Jello.

While that WAS wicked fun, I opted to still make my weekly journey to embarrass myself at bowling. Why do I submit myself to a three hours a week of looking like an uncoordinated, possibly blind walrus? Because there is beer and boys that flirt with me, obviously.

Not to let the day pass unmarked, because COME ONE it's was the most romantical day of the year, I performed a wedding right there on lane 8.

Doesn't the groom look THRILLED?



My dear friend Baby Mama is such a lucky girl, isn't she?

And the wedding cake?



MMM, Krispie Kremes......

PS. Tomorrow we'll be discussing the Imaginary Book Club selection"Songs for the Missing" so be prepared to interject your opinion. Or any opinion that you might have gleaned from reading other peoples opinion. Or, you know, spouting off about something not at all related, which you know I love.
PPS. Also, anyone who would like to suggest the new IBC selection, have THAT ready too. KLUBYABAI.

8 little kittens say Meow:

OHN said...

Yeah..if his balls were as hairy as his arms, they probably should be shaved.

I watched them MAKING donuts at a Krispy Kreme once when I was on vacation and I had an orgasm right at the counter.

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

I think Krispy Kreme is the best wedding cake ever.

Nadine Hightower said...

They're just keepin' it real.

And I just love a man with shaved balls!!!

Bj in Dallas said...

ok Nadine, TMI
Guy in T shirt, also TMI
Krispy Kremes Wedding Cake, WTF
you perfoming a wedding, PRICELESS

Megan said...

If I got married at the bowling alley I would probably be wondering if I should have shaved my balls too. Not that I have balls to shave. But I do shave. Just not balls. I need a drink.

Bj in Dallas said...

I'm sitting in the bar with Megan and wondering which guys in the entire bowling alley actually shaved their balls in case a wedding breaks out. Ya never know

sheila said...

I want to know when/where you got licensed to perform weddings. Are you some sort of ordained nondenominational high priestess?? Totally cool if you are!

blairspage said...

Did you know the people that you married at the bowling alley? My friend has that shirt and it's freaking hilarious!

LOVE me some Krispy Kremes!

Hugs - Tiff