Why do news stories never tell you the really, really important things?
Like did he use the money to buy a new toilet? Because I bet you could get a pretty kick ass toilet for $40,000.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Or some wicked awesome shag carpets
Labels: America the Beautiful, fattitude, quickies, say what?, wtf
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5 little kittens say Meow:
Or maybe a good deal of psychotherapy.
Thystle: we really must be BFFs Forever. I have followed this story since it began. My biggest question was: WHAT WAS THE READING MATERIAL IN THAT BATHROOM that allowed that woman to stay in there so long? I mean, a good issue of Esquire keeps my husband occupied for at least an hour (at least that's what he SAYS he's doing in there) I can't imagine what she was reading for years.
While this occurred in my state, I would like to state for the record that these are NOT my people. At all.
(Did you hear that he was arrested earlier this year for lewd behavior after he exposed himself to a neighbor's young daughter? I appear to be digging myself a little Kansas shaped hole here...)
waaahhh! i missed your spin on this story, but I think I know which one it is...he kept her in the bathroom (where she wanted to be) and the toilet grew to her butt??
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE HEARD EVERY FRIGGIN BIZARRE STORY IN THE WORLD,........you haven't.
Are there stretch pants that would cover that up/?
'shes really got a pretty face, but that toilet shaped ass, no so sure about that'
I would think that $40k might be enough to set a bathroom up with a mini-fridge, microwave, t.v. and computer, in which case locking myself in the toilet for a few years sounds like a wonderful vacation. Who needs the Carribean?
:::off to check my lottery numbers:::
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