Thursday, October 30, 2008

Mother of Cluck

Alright Poodles, I should have KNOWN that promising y'all booze would bring me amazing comments!

I tried to make a clickity poll, but after the third web site gave me a fatal error message, I gave up. So we're going to improvise! In the comments you may vote for TWO answers but answering with the numbers of the words that you like best.

Comments will be counted on Monday morning around 9 or 10-ish Mountain Time. Or maybe Pacific time. Or MAYBE Island time. You just never know. Well, you WILL know, because I'll post the winner (based strictly on number of votes received) then! SO you can promote this contest on your Twitter or your own blog to pimp your answer.

If I get more than 50 comments I'll send out a prize to the second place winner too!

OOOh, are you ready?

1) Frickity-frackity-fruck-face

2) Pancake

3) Muffelufflelophogus


5) Othermay foay Uckfay

6) Frappin

7) Dadgummit

8) Pig Trucker

9) Sweet Mother of Pearl

10 ) Mother Goose

11) Potato

12) OR should I just keep swearing?

And a late suggestion from the Lovely Megan of Smartini, allowed because she said I have a nice rack,

13) Oh My

14) Heaven Help Me (as in Heaven help me if you don't knock it off)

There you go! NOW VOTE. Don't act like you're busy, I know your not, because if you were you'd be working instead of reading this. And you're not, are you?

This is the most important vote you'll cast this week.

15 little kittens say Meow:

Jane! said...

I'm going to have to go with #12. It just wouldn't be right for Miss Thystle to use cheap imitations.

Lorrie Veasey said...


What? All I heard was vote, sorry. amnday tiay otay ellhay.

I'm gonna go along with Jane! and say #12 as well. Because you are the Real Deal.

Miss Thystle said...

But now I want to say "OH MY OBAMA" and "OBAMA it, I am SO eating cupcakes for lunch"

Racie Lover said...

Naturally I am voting for my suggestions because I need the alcohol. I am out of Robittusin:

#6 & #7: Frappin' and Dadgummit

Is this what you would call 'early voting' and are you concerned about the 'Bradley Effect'? I am 1/64 Chocktah indian just so you know. I might Go Rogue and all Mavericky on you.

PearlsOfSomething said...

Wow. Since we can vote for two, I vote #1 and #12.

Because I want to win, but I do believe cursing helps to cleanse the soul. Or something.

kwr221 said...

I like #6 and #10

If I said #1, I might slip, if I say #5, I'll get confused, and I'd like #9 better without the sweet.

And I really need alcohol.

I have no doubt that you will continue to swear, but these people forget that you need an ALTERNATIVE for those times when you can't swear.

Anonymous said...

#9 or #12.
I love your blog! Cuss words-n-all.

Nadine Hightower said...

I vote for #12 and #4!

And can say it front of your uptight inlaws!!
Trust me I know!!!

Jane! said...

Wait just a McCain minute... was there going to be alcohol in that flask??
I might have tried harder had I known... thought it was just the flask... *sob*

Megan said...


I vote for OH... MY...

and Heaven Help Me, I'm Out of Wine!

Oh, and #12 too.

sheila said...

I vote for #8 - because I have a weird this for pigs - and #12 - because there is nothing like a good F-Bomb.

Bj in Dallas said...

Fuck it. Send me the liquor.

blairspage said...

I have to vote for 12!

Rob said...

I vote for #12. Because "farfing ice hole" is already taken.

kwr221 said...

oooh, I *like "farfing ice hole".

a lot.