Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Confidential to BJ is Dallas

Hey Sistah-girl!

Today is your LUCKY DAY. I'm serious. You know how you're having a hard time finding a quality guy? Someone who shares your interests and likes long walks on the beach, glasses of wine and guacamole?

Well, let me just say You're Welcome in advance, because your Thystle has been looking out for you. Because that's the kind of girl I am. All thoughtful and shit.

Now, before I tell you about how he just got a promotion (to fry cook!) and how he's probably going to move out of his moms house "real soon" and before I even TOUCH on the fact that he likes quiet evenings at home (watching Battlestar Galactica reruns) I want you to see his picture. Because OMG, girl, can I just say, YUM? I know how you like them homeless looking....

I KNOW, right? Delish.
Loveurnolongersingleguts,
Thystlekins
PS. I WOULD be honored to perform the wedding, thanks for asking!

14 little kittens say Meow:

Bobby's Dream said...
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Bobby's Dream said...

I am so totally Jealous BJ! Good luck tho!

hehe!

Jane! said...

And that twin bed will be darn cozy!

OHN said...

Thystle, you have done the impossible. I AM SPEECHLESS.

Nadine Hightower said...

You are just the best friend ever! To pick out a fabulous man like that and offer to perform the ceremony.

No wonder I Heart You.

sheila said...

i think BJ will cry



although i don't know if it will be out of gratitude or laughter or fear.

Bj in Dallas said...

OH MY GOD!!!

THATS MY EX!!!!!!!!!!!

Bj in Dallas said...

ok, just kidding.

I want to thank you from the bottom of my something...

he looks Magically Delicious!! and I would have to be DEAD before I married him, because I don't like guitars........

Bj in Dallas said...

wait. I need to find you a GREAT MECHANIC, don't I???

I'll get back to you.

kwr221 said...

Thystle - if she doesn't like him (*some people are hard to please), maybe she'd like the other one. You know, the clean one who like kitties.

Miss Thystle said...

OOh! Good point Kristin!

Bj in Dallas said...

which one is that? I'm on the fence about kitties...

Ruby said...

BJ, may I just say that you are one lucky woman, because I can see the pistol he's packing! Maybe you two lovebirds can Nair each other?

The Wandering Oak said...

I had a comment in mind until I read Ruby's "you can Nair each other" comment.
I can't follow that. :)