Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I do my own MeMe

1. Three items you would take to a desert island and why. Don't be a loser and say "a boat" either, ok?
* Let's see. I would bring a Marriott hotel and all of it's staff and services
* Oh, a tweezers, because chin hairs are so unsightly. Also, if I get bored I can always pluck my leg hairs.
* A chimp. Although, if the island already HAS chimps, maybe a ice cream truck.

2. If you could only save three people from zombies who they would be?
* Chuck Norris, obviously. The man is a national treasure.
* Mr. T, because he could SO kick some Zombie ass.
* Brad Pitt. No, George Clooney. No, wait. Sean Connery. Or um, what? We'd need to repopulate!

3. If you had to smell like a food, which three foods would you prefer?
* Pie. Possibly cherry. Though apple is nice too.
* Pizza. Because boys LOVE pizza.
* Mint chocolate chip ice cream. Of course, I'd probably spend all day smelling myself like Mary Katherine Gallagher, thereby doing even LESS work, but none the less, delish.

4. Three books you wish you'd never read?
* Anything by Jane Smiley.
* Map of the World, somethingorother Hamilton. Hated it!
* The resolutions? Reservations? Something. Hated it so much I can't recall.

5. Three biggest lies your parents told you?
* The world used to BE black and white
* My great grandparents were descended from leprechauns. To be fair, this may just be something I inferred.
* My sister was born wearing roller skates.

6. Three favorite band names (real, or "If we had a band we should call it...")?
* Bowling for Soup
* Puking Cucumbers
* Retarded Clowns

7. Three things that make you go "ew"?
* Puss, phlegm, anything green and ooz-y like that.
* the smell of rotten fish, week old in the trashcan, heated by the sun
* unflushed public toilets.

8. What are your three biggest addictions?
* Porn. Just kidding. Maybe.
* my blackberry
* my TiVo. I'd marry that thing if I could.

9. Chicken and waffles are ever so tasty; three food combos so wrong they're right?
* Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches
* corn on the cob with mayo
* and uh, I got nothing else. Whoever made this MeMe is stupid.

10. Three bloggers you would make out with?
* Lorrie.
* Nadine.
* The Bloggess

7 little kittens say Meow:

kwr221 said...

The Blogess? Over moi?!

:::shaking head:::

Miss Thystle said...

She seems easy. In a good way.

Nadine Hightower said...

Oh Thank you...Kees Kees.

Scandalous Housewife said...

No Scandy on your make out list? What? With all the cougar thing I've got rollin, and I'd share (some) of my shoes! You're my cherry pie! Looks so good brings a tear to your eye!

Bj in Dallas said...

my brain hurts after reading this.
I don't want to smell like food, I'd save Brad AND George, to repopulate on the deserted island in a suite at your Mariott, eggs and ketchup are delovely, and if I don't like a book I stop reading it.

and Zombies, really....EWWWW!!

hows that?

Bj in Dallas said...

and I'm not making out with any of you because you're all too old for me I'M JUST SAYIN!!!!!!!

Lorrie Veasey said...

OK, but I get to be on top.