Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Cheaters SOMETIMES prosper

Good mornings, my chickens!

Just wanted to stop in and say hi.

I know I should post a blog and believe me I'm working on a doozie, but it's not ready so you'll just have to wait.

If you recall, way on back to two weeks ago, I promised you a contest. And you behaved so very well for Lovely Liz, there are in fact TWO prizes! Good ones even!

The first is a $25 gift card to Olive Garden, that claims you can also use it at Red Lobster.

And the second is a $25 gift card to Best Buy. Which I don't think has gone out of business. Yet.

Look at that, kiddo's! $50 whole dollars worth of prizes!

Reasonably, you may be asking, what do you have to do to win said prizes? The answer is...um...shit. I hadn't thought that far. Okay, I know. You have to come up with March's subtitle for my headliner. You know, up at the top? Where is says "Thystle Says" and then under it, it says something clever? Or at least something *I* think is clever? That's where I mean.

Then, I will randomly draw two submissions and then randomly pick one of those two and that winner gets first choice of gift cards and their title goes in at the top. The second winner gets a prize just for being randomly awesome.

Enter as many times as you want, invite your friends to enter, get your cat a blogger account so it can enter, you know; Cheat a little if you want.

Ready? GO.

43 little kittens say Meow:

sheila said...

Thystle Says....There ain't no cure for dumb


Welcome back Chica. I missed you!

kwr221 said...

Thystle says.... :::hic::: Is THeRE A HoLiDaY tHiS MoNthH?

kwr221 said...

except you can delete the extraneous "H"

kwr221 said...

Thystle says.... I keep forgetting to Twitter



....no really you DO!

Jane! said...

Miss Thystle says... she's more fun than a rogue thong.

Scandalous Housewife said...

Thyste Says, Always after me Lucky Charms cuz Thystle is Magically Delicious

Holly West said...

Eat more Chikin!

Holly said...

as thystle does!

Holly said...

Beware the Ides of March...what day is that?

OHN said...

THYSTLES WORLD: It's all done with smoke and mirrors folks.

Bj in Dallas said...

Come over and let me show you my stimulus package, baybee....

zakary said...

Thystle Says :

If drunken blogging is wrong, I don't want to be right.

(Or maybe that's just me. :))

sheila said...

thystle says...reality is overrated

sheila said...

thystle says...pain medication is a gift from the gods

Lorrie Veasey said...

THYSTLE SAYS

This heading has been flagged for profanity

Lorrie Veasey said...

THYSTLE SAYS

All the things YOU would say if you had Turrets too

Lorrie Veasey said...

THYSTLE SAYS

Let Your Rack do the Talking

Lorrie Veasey said...

THYSTLE SAYS

And Now I better win or I'm gonn athrow one helluva hissy fit.

MISSED YOU CHICKEN
*MWAH*
All is right in the interweb again.

Bobby's Dream said...

Thystle Says...

Beer....the OTHER white meat

Bobby's Dream said...

I want to grow up to be just like you.

Liz said...

Thystle Says: There's No Cure For Dumb. But There IS A Cure For The Hungries: bacon.

Anonymous said...

spring fever is my choice

irenekegel@hotmail.com

Ruby said...

I am not creative enough to come up with my own, but I would like to second Lorrie's Let Your Rack Do The Talking.

Lorrie Veasey said...

MISS THYSTLE SAYS

How about some oil and vulgar on that blog salad?

Lorrie Veasey said...

MISS THYSTLE SAYS

What happens in the bathroom...usually ends up on this blog

Jane! said...

Thystle says there's no such thing as TMI.

Jane! said...

Thystle says Lorrie Veasey pads the ballot box.

Jane! said...

Thystle says meet my girls

Jane! said...

Thystle says it's more fun than swamp ass.

Lorrie Veasey said...

THYSTLE SAYS!

Lorrie Veasey will raise a meatball in toast to Jane! when she wins the gift card.

blairspage said...

Thystle says... if you pick your nose and no one is looking then it doesn't count!

blairspage said...

Thystle says... get hard already!

blairspage said...

Thystle says... I just farted and blamed it on the dog!

blairspage said...

Thystle says... I'm one hot bitch!

blairspage said...

Thystle says... You're jealous!

blairspage said...

Thystle says... that's slicker than a pocket on a shirt!

kwr221 said...

Thystle says...

It's just between us. ;-)

kwr221 said...

Thystle says,


"Who? Me?"

kwr221 said...

Thystle says

"Good Girls DOn't, but Mine do!"

Bobby's Dream said...

OMG, this is just your crazy attempt to get 40 comments on one blog entry isnt it.

Yeah, I knew it.

Racie Lover said...

Thystle says "I drink because my Girls cry".

ohsnap said...

Thystle says, "Don't step on me, I can be a real prick".

Get it? Bahahahahahaha! Cause thystles are sharp and prickly.

It's funny 'cause it's true and a pun.

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

thystle says...

it takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it