Thursday, March 19, 2009

Nobody wants to be a junkie when they grow up

M: guess what were going to do for our school play?

Me: suck?

M: Probably, but also we're going to sing the song and dress up as what we want to be when we grow up! (Sings original version of the jingle) guess what I'm dressing up as?

Me: a hooker?

M: god, that's so 2006.

Me: So, what, then?

M: A Powerball winner!

Me: Can I have five million dollars?

M: No. Get a job.

4 little kittens say Meow:

Nadine Hightower said...

When My daughter told me she was going into the Navy I jumped and cheered...she didn't go.

When she said wanted to go to Kansas City and be a stripper. I jumped and cheered.....she didn't go!!

I'm a quick learner. She'll do anything that I don't want her to do.

Bobby's Dream said...

That is what I wanna be when I grow up too.

le sigh

Jane! said...

Man, I wish my girls had dreams....

Ruby said...

That's a pretty awesome goal, I have to say.

Did you know that the guy on the commercials is French Canadian? He sings with an accent, you just watch. (Which isn't really him singing, BTW.)