Monday, July 6, 2009

Ouiser Says

If the out going phone message says that a business is closed for the day and will not return until the following business day, leaving NINE increasingly rude messages demanding a call back during the time that the business is closed means that you are an asshole with listening comprehension issues.

It also means that I will delete every single message with out listening to them.

Because I have the power.

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Zakary said...

God, what is wrong with people?

Also, I love to delete messages without listening to them.

Lorrie Veasey said...

I would call the person back nine times and leave nine messages on his answering machine that just said "this is an automated response to your call on____" blappitty blah blah.

But that might be because Vindictive is my middle name.

And also, because if you push me, I will run over you with a mac truck.

Roth Wriscey said...

That would be the funniest thing, if I was also in the middle of what I call "Sleep-Genius." As an also major for-real insomniac, I know that period of insane intelligence that hits when your falling away.

On an unrelated note, I woke up the other night, sat up, and screamed out "I'M 32 AND HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED AS MUCH SHIT AS I SHOULD HAVE BY NOW! Oh, sorry babe, didn't mean to wake you."

That was semi-embarassing. I sweat bacon grease when I think of it.