Thursday, July 23, 2009

Warped Minds

(by text)

Me: Whatcha doing?

CG: Guess =P

Me: Using Tapioca pudding as a masturbatory aid while watching midget she-male porn and listening to Yanni?

CG: No. But that sounds like fun.

6 little kittens say Meow:

Kr√ęg said...

Change Tapioca to Butterscotch, Yanni to Slayer, throw in a Ziploc bag full of earthworms and Silly Putty, and you've pegged my Tuesday evening ritual.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Gawd, you never text dirty to me Thystle.

Nadine Hightower said...

you live the life I want.
huge sigh.

Mr. Crabgrass said...

LOLOLOLOL

Mr. Crabgrass said...

I was gonna say I'd rather listen to Zamfir, master of the pan flute, but Yanni is OK too....

Organic Meatbag said...

Hahahahah, I like the way you think...