(by text)Me: Whatcha doing?CG: Guess =PMe: Using Tapioca pudding as a masturbatory aid while watching midget she-male porn and listening to Yanni?CG: No. But that sounds like fun.
Or so says
Change Tapioca to Butterscotch, Yanni to Slayer, throw in a Ziploc bag full of earthworms and Silly Putty, and you've pegged my Tuesday evening ritual.
Gawd, you never text dirty to me Thystle.
you live the life I want. huge sigh.
I was gonna say I'd rather listen to Zamfir, master of the pan flute, but Yanni is OK too....
Hahahahah, I like the way you think...
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