(by text)
Me: Whatcha doing?
CG: Guess =P
Me: Using Tapioca pudding as a masturbatory aid while watching midget she-male porn and listening to Yanni?
CG: No. But that sounds like fun.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Warped Minds
Labels: conversations, quickies
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6 little kittens say Meow:
Change Tapioca to Butterscotch, Yanni to Slayer, throw in a Ziploc bag full of earthworms and Silly Putty, and you've pegged my Tuesday evening ritual.
Gawd, you never text dirty to me Thystle.
you live the life I want.
huge sigh.
LOLOLOLOL
I was gonna say I'd rather listen to Zamfir, master of the pan flute, but Yanni is OK too....
Hahahahah, I like the way you think...
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