Friday, July 31, 2009

Ouiser Says

Is it too damn much to ask for a hair volumizer that doesn't make my hair crunchy or sticky or weird smelling or greasy looking?

I mean COME ON. NASA announced today that one of the astronauts has worn the same underpants for a month thanks to a technological advancement that makes them repel odors and no one can manage to find a way to make my poor, flat hair look just a wee bit less sad?

Seriously. Unacceptable.

7 little kittens say Meow:

Unknown said...

thats how they suck you in to buy more shampoo...it's a conspiracy i tell ya

Bj in Dallas said...

Try TiGi Root Boost. Texas women gave up Aqua Net when this came along......

fattie20xl said...

i just shave my head

ZDub said...

You make me laugh. :)

Lorrie Veasey said...

i thought you had officially endorsed the hair bumpettes as seen on tv?

Unknown said...

Fiberglass

KAErk said...

I use small talk by bed head. put it in when my hair is wet.