I know that you objected to the last boyfriend I found you. Though I don't know why, as he was clearly a Klassy specimen of man flesh, but WHATEVER. I guess some people are just picky.
So, because I LUVS you like a fat kid loves cake...actually let's make that "like I love cake" I have been hard at work finding you a NEW boyfriend. Someone with real, animalistic sex appeal. The sort of man that makes you go all She Wolf up in here.
I KNOW, right? You're totally welcome.
PS. Don't forget I can perform weddings. Real, legal weddings.
PPS. As long as there's cake.
PPPS. I like chocolate cake, just FYI
PPPPS. It didn't say, but I'm pretty sure his name is Dwayne.
Monday, August 24, 2009