Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Strong Enough For a Man

Hsb: Feel my face!

Me: (feels face)

Hsb: Smooth, right?

Me: yeah, actually, it's way smoother than usual.

Hsb: That's because I used one of your Venus Breeze refills! They fit my shavers handle. You should buy me some more of those.

Me: I'm pulling your man card.

Hsb: Who cares? I've got a face like a baby's butt

Me: Yes, yes you do.

9 little kittens say Meow:

Mamacakes said...

Very nice... Gotta love it LOL... We don't buy the blades that actually GO to my husbands razor handle either, haha... there are cheaper ones that fit and work just as well LOL

♥georgie♥ said...

HAHA-thats funny about pullin the man card... love the venus breeze the best razors on the market!

Nadine Hightower said...

Yeah and using all the good girl soap is sooooo not cool. It's bad enough that men know about shampoo and deoderant. Thank God they don't know about lotion!!

Kr√ęg said...

Get him some control top panty-hose and a four pack of strawberry wine coolers to go with it.

Ruby said...

I don't know... If my husband's face was that soft I wouldn't care how in the hell it got that way!

Lin said...

I'm going to have to try those. Im always stealing my husbands Quatro to shave my legs with, ha ha.

Bj in Dallas said...

so does that give you permission to call him Butt Face???

Lorrie Veasey said...

Kreg deserves some kind of award for that comment.

Jane! said...

Never discourage smooth.
Then again, his cheap razor could be your free dermabrasion.