Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Cinderella

If you could have anything right now, but you had to give it back at dawn, what would you have?

Would you spend the day eating calorie free cake?

Would you have a credit card with no limit, would you spend it on yourself or would you pay off the national debt?

Would you spend the day in the arms of your lover basking in the sun of a tropical beach eating bacon and drinking Mai Tai's while a muscled cabana boy rubbed lotion on your back and a dozen bronzed gods fanned you with ostrich plumes?

Would you eat fifty pounds of liquid nacho cheese and roll around in 100 dollar bills?

You know what? Let's make this a contest. Leave your Cinderella wish in the comments and on Friday I'll randomly select a winner and send them a $10 gift card to Starbucks. MMMMmmm caffeine.

13 little kittens say Meow:

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

I would eat ice cream... without having to run to the toilet 5 minutes after I put it in my mouth, with a bad case of the... um... you know whats.

Hi, I'm Amy! said...

And the ice cream would be calorie free. Duh.

Ok, I wouldn't mind going to the bathroom so quickly if I shat hundred dollar bills (I was going to say gold, but - ouch) instead of turds.

Lorrie Veasey said...

I honestly wouldn't change that much about my life-except maybe have a gajillion dollars that I can give away to charities that help children and kittens.

Or improve my stash of porn.

Whatevs.

Bj in Dallas said...

yes.

Jen said...

I would totally go for the credit card. I'd fly to England and spend a romantic night with my Hubby. Then I'd treat his friends to a night on the town, we'd all be so shitfaced we wouldn't even notice the card vanished.

And then.. Then I'd be stuck there since I forgot a return ticket. AH HA!

Vanessa K said...

This will sound really sad, but I wish I could have my granny back for just one day. I'd make her stay up all night till I had to get her back. But I guess that kind of sounds like elderly abuse :)

sheila said...

But Lorrie, then all of the money you gave to help children & kittens would go away...you need to rethink that one. Think of the kittens.

Jen said...

I was thinking, if I had herpees and gave it to a bunch of people in a day... Would all of the herpees vanish, or just mine?

And after it was all over can I say to people I managed to get rid of herpees, and they're all just sluts?

Miss Thystle said...

@Jen, I think that your herpes would vanish and theirs would stay. Because it's your wish not theirs.

Lin said...

I'd want a gazillion dollars so I never had to work again & then my hubs & I would cruise around the world...

*sight*...ah to dream.

I am Trish Marie said...

Well, hell. I wasn't going to be all sad and awwww, but then Vanessa K up there did it first. See, Emmi, my youngest daughter is deaf. She has cochlear implants, and she hears only with the processors on. But she can't wear them in water, and this kid LOVES the ocean. Like you wouldn't believe. So if I get to wish anything for one day, it would be for her to be able to swim in the ocean AND hear it. After that, I'll need that limitless credit card, and the ability to shit hundred dolloar bills. Although, imagine the paper cuts.

KAErk said...

I'd wish for my dad back for a day to talk about all the stuff I would have liked his opinion on that me at 13 couldn't have asked him at the time like what he thinks of the political candidates (he was very political) and discuss new technology and geek gadgets (he was very geeky) and the fact that Pluto is no longer a planet.

rpc said...

If I don't exercise all day, then have to give it back, is this equivalent to me having exercised all day?