Thursday, November 5, 2009

Ten Confession Thursday

*Confession: I gave out last years Halloween candy again this year. There's some left. I'm saving it for next year.

*Confession: I used to get booted out of Sunday School and smoke joints and drink 40's at the Plaid Pantry while everyone else prayed.

*Confession: I'm not Christian, but I really like the Baby Jesus. And Nativity sets. I have 12. It's not weird. I'm a minister. It's fine.

*Confession: I am the one who ate the last Reese Cup.

*Confession: I only ask my husband to go places with me when I know he'll say no. Because I don't want him to go.

*Confession: almost everything I know about how the government works I learned from "Schoolhouse Rocks"

*Confession: The first thing I do in the morning is turn on my Blackberry

*Confession: I still think my Dad can fix anything.

*Confession: my bra & panties must match or I will be bitchy all day. Because what if I get in an accident? THEY'D LET ME DIE.

*Confession: I believe all black people are born good dancers.

12 little kittens say Meow:

Nadine Hightower said...

I am a believer that bra and panties MUST MATCH!!!!

Lin said...

I, too, only ask my husband if he'd like to go with me if I know he'll say no.

You're hilarious!

Sheila said...

i'm just impressed that you have Halloween candy left at all. i eat all mine...do you just buy sucky candy so that you're not tempted?

Miss Thystle said...

@sheila - it was in the freezer and I forgot all about it! I put it back in there for next year...LOL (it's York peppermint patties. Which I love, somehow escaped my notice and now they make me ill)

Mrsblogalot said...

OMG I just fell in love with your blog...did you see the short fat guy with the arrows and hearts fly by you?

Can't wait for next Thursday!

ZDub said...

Oh, I love you even more.

rpc said...

Oh no! I'm doomed to die if I get in an accident!

mepsipax said...

Matching underwear. Hmmm.
Hell, I don't even wear underwear.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

you and I will be friends. Why do I know this? it's confession friday on my blog. See? BFF.

Bj in Dallas said...

-we put Taco Bell hot sauce in the kids bags when they weren't looking; Try that next year....
or Soy Sauce or Parmesan cheese

Lorrie Veasey said...

OMG I chipped a tooth on a stale peppermint patty someone gave my spawn last year. Damn Thystle, you are one evil chick.

mepsipax said...

Hey old Halloween candy is just as good. I am still giving out candy cigarettes.