Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Phoning it in

Hi! You've reached Kreg's Severed Head! Miss Thystle is busy hiding under her desk eating mini-Snickers bars and mumbling to herself. Please leave a message after the tone.


4 little kittens say Meow:

mepsipax said...

Guess the crazies are here to stay.

Kr√ęg said...

Gluuuuuuuuurshhh! Huuuuuuuuuuuhhaaaaaaw! Kuhjiiiiiiiiiiiph!

(inarticulate pleading from my neck-stump for the return of my head)

Can't you just drink the crazies away? Or does that just make them angrier?

Lorrie Veasey said...

I told you when I sent it to ya Thystle--it's not an answering machine-it's the newest female pleasure toy. I knew I should have included lube.

ZDub said...

This is really all the post Kreg and his stupid celebrity head deserve.

What? It's not like I'm bitter that I DIDN'T get any of Kreg's severed pieces.