Hi! You've reached Kreg's Severed Head! Miss Thystle is busy hiding under her desk eating mini-Snickers bars and mumbling to herself. Please leave a message after the tone.
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Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Phoning it in
Hi! You've reached Kreg's Severed Head! Miss Thystle is busy hiding under her desk eating mini-Snickers bars and mumbling to herself. Please leave a message after the tone.
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4 little kittens say Meow:
Guess the crazies are here to stay.
Gluuuuuuuuurshhh! Huuuuuuuuuuuhhaaaaaaw! Kuhjiiiiiiiiiiiph!
(inarticulate pleading from my neck-stump for the return of my head)
Can't you just drink the crazies away? Or does that just make them angrier?
I told you when I sent it to ya Thystle--it's not an answering machine-it's the newest female pleasure toy. I knew I should have included lube.
This is really all the post Kreg and his stupid celebrity head deserve.
What? It's not like I'm bitter that I DIDN'T get any of Kreg's severed pieces.
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