Thursday, November 12, 2009

Ten Confession Thursday

1) I'm completely positive all Asian people understand math better than I do.

2) I make up almost every single fact I tell people. Sometimes they're correct, but that's an accident.

3) I once stole a Wet n' Wild frosted shell pink lip stick from the drugstore. Then, I felt so guilty that I returned it to the shelves. Which would have been noble, had I not used it.

4) I had no idea what men's underwear looked like until I was 10.

5) Fact: the louder you are, the more likely you are to be wrong. (okay, maybe that's NOT a fact, but it should be. Did you ever notice that? The louder someone gets as they try to convince you of something the more likely they are to be totally wrong? Next time you're arguing with someone pay attention to that.)

6) My husband thinks that I fill his water bottle with filtered water but I fill it straight from the tap. Even though he says he can taste the difference, he hasn't mentioned it yet. It's been two years.

7) I haven't left the house with out mascara since 1989. There is NO GOOD REASON to leave the house without mascara. Even if the house is on fire. Hello? Cute firemen? I rest my case.

8) When I was a kid I desperately wanted to be in a wheelchair because I thought it was so. cool.

9) When I make waffles, I always serve myself the best one.

10) I google stalk people I used to date just to make sure they're current wives/girlfriends aren't prettier than me.


(PS. This is my 400th Blogger post (probably closer to my 1,000th blog post over all, but I can't say for sure since I've switched hosts a few times). I'd like to take this moment to apologize for causing the interwebz to suck.) (Did you see what I did there? I put a parenthetical comment within another parenthetical comment. I have got blogging SKILLS, bitches.)

5 little kittens say Meow:

Nadine Hightower said...

I always serve myself the best slice of pizza or sandwich or whatever I make. It will be the only piece I get. That Man eats EVERYTHING!!!

And I was haunted by what I said yesterday about kickin' your hub to the curb. I'm sorry. My place to judge. I just want you to be happy.

Sorry.

Nadine Hightower said...

God Bless a frog!!! NOT MY PLACE TO JUDGE.

I may have started drinking too early. damn it.

Kr√ęg said...

Well, as any Asian will tell you, once you place one parenthetical inside another, you must execute the expression nested deepest first, then proceed outward. And don't forget to use the FOIL method.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Only another 100 posts to go until you get cards. And toffee.

God Bless a Frog is now my new favorite expression. I need the Tshirt.

ZDub said...

I Google stalk too.

Mostly people I work with.