Monday, April 6, 2009

Dear Levi

My Darling,

It took me years to find you. Now, we've been together so long I've lost track of the time. Never has been there been a day when we are together that you didn't make be feel beautiful. You held me so tightly, get gently that through the years it's as though we became one. It's like we were meant to be together; fated even.

And yet, today, I must let you go. It's as though you don't know me at all anymore. It's as though we've grown apart. Or perhaps shrunk away from each other.

So, this one last time as I hold you close to me, warm from the sun, your touch so familiar to me as I smooth my hand down your legs and across your ass, before I kiss you goodbye, I want you to know, you've been the best pair of jeans ever.

All of my heart,


13 little kittens say Meow:

Bj in Dallas said...

I say make a pillow and sleep with him...

and YAY we like jeans that are too big for us!!!

Jane! said...

Too big now? Kick Levi's ass to the curb!

Nadine Hightower said...

I know how you feel.

It like leaving the best boyfriend ever.

Ruby said...

Thystle, I think we all know that no matter how great Levi was, there will ALWAYS be another to replace him. Right?!

Bobby's Dream said...

I will take your cast off boyfriend....hehe!

So proud of you honey!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HERE TOOOOOO!

Lorrie Veasey said...


I will take donations of all fat clothes.

We want to see pics of the incredible shrinking woman.

Hope you have a great day XO

sheila said...

In honor of your birthday, go buy yourself some new jeans that don't fall off. People only want to see the cleavage on top, not on bottom! (unless they have a fasciation with plumber's butt).

Have a fantastic day!!

Jane! said...

Happy Birthday to you and the girls!
Have a tewtally ahwsum dey, kay?
I have no idea where that came from. Blame my cafeteria dollars for running out before the end of the fiscal year. Do you even KNOW how expensive crazy drugs are?

blairspage said...

Where do you come up with this shit? SO FUNNY! And, BTW... happy birthday!

Hugs - Tiff

zakary said...

Way to go!

I don't give a shit what people say, Levi's are some damn good jeans. I have $60 jeans, $160 jeans...and Levi's are the ones that are made the best.

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