Friday, April 3, 2009

Man's Favorite Holiday

Today is National Cleavage Day.



You're welcome.

23 little kittens say Meow:

Lorrie Veasey said...

Yes, you have a cleavage. It's lovely. I'm sure it's the most wonderful cleavage in the history of cleavages. Cleavagii? Whatever. The point is, I don't need to hear about it every single damn day. You don't talk about your foot. You didn't give your left ear a name. You never regale us with pictures of your elbow. Why are the twins so special, hm? I've seen them and I'm sure that *I* don't know...!

OMG- Sorry! How rude! Meant that for the penis post, didn't I?

Miss Thystle said...

I do so talk about my feet, ears, elbos, hair, ass, knees, etc.

So there.

Maelstrom said...

I'm enjoying this blog more every day.

♥georgie♥ said...

I hope you wont be offended that i am not sharing your post today with my hubby or son!
;-)


You are Beautiful

Miss Thystle said...

I don't share these posts with my own husband!

Scandalous Housewife said...

Werrrrrrrrrrrrk it...

Blonde Goddess said...

BOOBIES!

Chandra said...

Damn, I would show mine off too if they looked that good!

Racie Lover said...

I'm sensing some jealousy here with Lorrie. I don't believe her penis post excuse. I don't think she would ever visit a blog like that anyway. Just to be sure, please tell me the name of it and I will go check.

ReRe said...

you have great cleavage!

Nadine Hightower said...

My niece complained that she could see my boobs in my Facebook photo But it was only my cleavage!! Nothing wrong with cleavage.

And Honestly, I thought National Blow Job Day was man's favorite holiday...right after opening day of Deer Season.

Bj in Dallas said...

in honor to Sheila's Clevage on National Clevage Day, a friend of her husbands walked by her at her wedding and proclaimed 'you could park a bike between those' so you both have that going for you....

watch out for homeless men looking for a place to park their bike....or their face

sheila said...

BJ's story is true - my brother-in-law did say that to my husband at our wedding. It still makes me laugh!

But Thystle, I want to know what exactly you are wearing or using to make your cleavage look that SPECTACULAR -- because girl, they look great!

Miss Thystle said...

I was wearing one of those lingerie corsets when that was taken.

But if I was going to make a shrine to anything it would be to push up bras.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Jayous? Moi? Maybe of that cute little face with that flawless skin, but my girls are not too shabby either Racie! Why, I can pick the left one up and swing it around two times and not even bonk my nose.

Nobody got that I cut and pasted Thystle's own penis post in reply to her cleavage post.

sheila said...

I knew that -- I actually thought that was really clever, Veasey.

Yes, the push-up bra. It's a wonder of engineering...way better than duct tape.

Bobby's Dream said...

I want to find a push up bra that does not make my girls look like I am at a 1992 Madonna concert.

They are freakishly HUGE in pushup bras. And shelf bras and frickin frackin anything...

But I can touch my toes with em...so that is one thing I have....right???

Chelle said...

My elbows are called Janet & Ritzy.

blairspage said...

Good Lord Momma! You are so funny! LOVE LOVE LOVE my Victoria's Secret Push-up bra's. They are JUST perfect!

I have to say my girls are paid for so I can't be bragging on natural cleavage! :( BOO!

Hugs- Tiff

Ruby said...

I knew I could count on you to celebrate National Cleavage Day! And what a mighty fine celebration, too!

Jane! said...

Well, it's no mystery why this isn't on MY calendar. I hope the three of you had a great day!

tempe said...

Dang, girl! Impressive! :)

In other news, my husband now has a holiday that trumps every other...

kwr221 said...

Well, dayum, now I'm feeling a little melancholy that i got rid of my rack.

But then I take off my bra and they stay up all by themselves and I'm happy again.