Yes, you have a penis. It's lovely. I'm sure it's the most wonderful penis in the history of penises. Penii? Whatever. The point is, I don't need to hear about it every single damn day. You don't talk about your foot. You didn't give your left ear a name. You never regale us with the exploits of your elbow. Why is Mr. Winkie so special, hm? I've seen it and I'm sure that *I* don't know...!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
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I bet he's got a special name for it, am I right? Like it's one of his good buddies.
Probably the only friend he has.
Sad.
good point. no one ever twirls around their elbow when they get out the shower, so why does the penis get this special treatment?
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