If you have a question, a comment, or a complaint and it necessitates that you telephone me, for the love of God, do it your damn self. Do not hand the phone to your girlfriend, wife, mother, random drunken hobo and then, from the back ground ask them to ask me things while they then relay my answers. It is fucking annoying, takes twice as long and inevitably means that something will be lost in the translation since chances are your minion has no idea what the hell we're talking about.
Further more, it's lazy and rude. Men. Oh yes, it's always men. Seriously, what is so hard about picking up a phone, pushing a few numbers and then asking me your damn self? You're NOT THAT IMPORTANT and since you're right fucking there asking the questions you're also clearly NOT THAT BUSY. You're lazy and selfish and you need your ass kicked.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Ouiser, Once again
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6 little kittens say Meow:
oh my, Thystle. I think you put this on the wrong blog. Shouldn't this been on "The Rant Club"?
that is what I was thinking. Because I think I hold the record for using the F Bomb over there...
don't try and break my record, T
or you can put it on my Dear Blank post.....
Uh! I know!! I so hated that!! Not only at work did I get calls like that but when I called my mother...when we spoke...a long time back...You could hear her lesibian lover in the background telling her what to say!! It was freakin' awful! I imagined her sitting there like a dummy and ThatBullDyke pulling mom's strings.
I really hate that!
Right up there with speaker-phone. Because you are too lazy to hold the handset, I have to guess at the first two words of every sentence you utter?
whenever i'm aksed to be a relay man in a conversation i intentionally fuck up every thing i'm asked to ask or repete.
for example:
boss: ask staples if they have catelogue 9384938
me: staples rep, did you get innapropriatly touched by santa?
staples rep: what you talkin' bout peckerwood?
me: boss, they want to know if your mother is also your aunt and sister.....
Sorry Thystle--that was us. Sexyhusbandomine just HAD to know what you were wearing. I know he should have asked you himself but his hands were..erm...otherwise occupied.
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