Monday, April 13, 2009

Ouiser Says

If you call someone and say "I have to tell you something and you can't tell ANYONE" it better be something like "I ate 14 hershey bars today" NOT something like "Hey, you know X? Well, she's a polygamist and her sister-wife is having a baby in three weeks and they're also all swingers!" becauset THAT kind of news NEEDS to be shared.

11 little kittens say Meow:

kwr221 said...

Wow, your neighbors and co-workers a re so much more interesting than mine.

Scandalous Housewife said...

WTF? QLF? I guess polygamy and swinging are technically running in the same category, ya know? C'mon, this is WAY too good not to share! Get the details, stat, and tell us all the dirt! It'll all be anonymous...

ReRe said...

sister-wife! i laughed out loud!

PearlsOfSomething said...

I've got nothing for the sister-wife topic, but may I say that your latest picture has me noticing, for the very first time, how much the uterus et al. resembles a frog?

Ribbit.

Bobby's Dream said...

spill woman! We need this!

fattie20xl said...

.... her "sister-wife"?

Miss Thystle said...

Yeah, according to my sources (HBO's Big Love) that's what the wives call each other.

Nadine Hightower said...

You know such neato people!!!!

blairspage said...

Holy hell... yes, that kind of news DOES need to be shared with us! :)

Hugs - Tiff

Ruby said...

Definitely the fact that X is a polygamist is some major dirt that you shouldn't tell ANYONE.

Except us.

We're all sister-wives here, right? :)

Lorrie Veasey said...

What does QLF stand for? Is that the french equivalent of WTF?